Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Jungle Jim's

Pickles! Giant pickles! I have only seen pickles like these at Gus's Pickles in NY. I couldn't resist one of each flavor. Just some of the many delectables at the insane Jungle Jim's in Cinci — including "preserved lemons," which I've never ever even heard of.

"award-winning" bathrooms?

More of the retail weirdness of Cinci's Jungle Jim's, a giant gourmet food/bev one-of-a-kind superstore. Est. 1972

Ginger Beer champs! Found!

My first trip ever to Cincinnati's bizarre and magnificent Jungle Jim's has yielded not one, but two highly sought-after Ginger beers (ales)! Looks like the forecast calls for Dark-n-Stormy cocktails

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Check-up reward

I had a full physical today and all the indignity that is included therein:
  • nudity in front of strangers,
  • poking,
  • prodding,
  • and let's not forget the fasting that is required to precede having blood drawn.
That last was the part that is always most alarming to me.

I cannot understate how much I hate needles. This time, I calmly informed the Labtech people (because somewhere along the line, sticking needles in people's arms has become a successful free-standing business model) that I had a "mordid fear of needles" and that they were under no circumstances to allow a needle to cross into my line of sight. I did my part by staring in the complete opposite direction the entire time.

Afterwards, feeling the need for some sort of reward (boyond the mesmerizing concept of breakfast), I stopped in to the Kroger Wine & Spirits store in Beaumont. It's a new concept for Kroger — and they now have three of these freestanding booze shops in town. The decor was plush, the store empty (it was 9:30am, it should be noted), and the selection was passable, if somewhat unremarkable.

A notable exception was the presence of one bottle each of the celebrated Van Winkle whiskies. Especially eye-opening was the presence of one bottle of Van Winkle Special Reserve "Lot B," which I think is, for $44, maybe the best bourbon money can buy — No offense to the Pappy 20 year, but at $100 on a bottle it's not twice as good as the Special Reserve, though it is fabulous. But out of my current pay grade and that probaby won't change. Anyway, the Special may be harder to find than the Pappy, I think due to transition intricacies of Buffalo Trace having acquired Van Winkle a few years back. So it was a surprise to see, even this one bottle. They're just not around much anymore.

I hinted to the manager that "you don't see this too often," and he immediately agreed, adding that he had a distributor who would, occasionally provide him with no more than one or two bottles "that she gets from some secret stash or something. I don't know where she gets them." This bottle he had put on the shelf 15 minutes prior to my arrival.

He didn't have to sell me. I already worry that I'll never see the stuff again, and snapped that bottle right up, as a reward for enduring a full physical. Who knows when it will get opened, though. I just feel better having an extra bottle stashed away.

Check-up reward
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

Monday, November 30, 2009

Getting the Boot

Well, it finally happened…

My car got the boot this morning.

And it's kind of a relief, I have to admit. I was at Gumbo Ya-Ya doing Laptop Lunch and so The Boot didn't really affect me that much, in terms of convenience. Except to my wallet, of course. The whole thing was handled on the phone. Once I went outside and there was a boot on my car; later I went outside and there wasn't a boot on my car. Voila.

The problem was that I owed about $150 in parking tickets. Why didn't I pay them? I guess paying parking tickets just doesn't really (will never, in fact) rank on my radar very much.

It's not a policy of mine, per se. It's just an unfortunate pattern of behavior.

You might wonder if getting The Boot will change that pattern: Probably not. I'm honestly just relieved that the tickets are paid now, and that I can go back to getting tickets like a normal person, without having to worry about whether or not I'm going to be booted or towed if I find the need to park somewhere w/o feeding the meter.

(For some of you who read my blog regularly, this may sound familiar. Tomorrow, I'll post the essay that I wrote about how I got my bike towed and enormous good came of it.)

Cardinal dining car

Silverware, table service, entrees, plates.. It ain't what it used to be, but it beats the dining on planes hands down.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

See my train a comin..

Amtrak trains at Union Station in DC

Train Pose

"there we were, dramatically gazing out the window upon rural Vrginia." (Amtrak is made for these sorts of idle vanities and silliness)

¡Con Gran Pajaro!

Mi gran amigo!

DC Train Station

If all major Amtrak stations had cool vaulted-ceiling malls, maybe that would lure shopping-obsessed Americans back to the rails.

We've got plenty of time

Those dudes say so.

Our train

I knew it: Amtrak trains ARE smaller than they used to be.

Nj amtrak morning


Nj amtrak morning
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

V2


V2
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

Photo by TiltShift Generator


Photo by TiltShift Generator
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

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phone: 859-539-1877
fax: 702-224-2133

Morning by rail


Morning by rail
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

Glorious light kicks off our return train trip to kentucky. (iPhone
photo using tiltshiftgen)

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Get Us Home!


Lucy contemplates 130 blocks to go til we get to our Harlem home-away-from-home.

Leo the Lion

Adam at Mayahuel

Delicious times in the village! Lucy and I kind of struggled to pin down our 1st cocktail, but eventually landed in the capable tequila-drenched hands of Adam at Mayahuel. What you need to know: my Oaxaca Old-Fashioned was a-mazing, and that Adam is coincidentally "from Lexington." (kind of — until he was, like, six). Highly recommended.


Bergdorf Goodman holiday windows


Friday, November 27, 2009

Dolores Parks Swizzle!


Dolores Parks Swizzle!
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

Made by Alex at Death & Co!

NYC


NYC
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

Photo by TiltShift Generator


Photo by TiltShift Generator
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

Slash Exhibit at the New Museum


Slash Exhibit at the New Museum
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

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phone: 859-539-1877
fax: 702-224-2133

Lucy and Leo


Lucy and Leo
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

Leo the lion


Leo the lion
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

Made with tiltshift for iPhone. Super cool (I typed this because it's
true)

All hail bestcamera


All hail bestcamera
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

My fist shot from a slew of new iPhone camera apps. This is from
bestcamera, which has builtin upload tools. Finally.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Horton hears … A Lu!


Horton hears … A Lu!
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

2009 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

2009 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!

I have to admit: I wasn't initially wild about the idea of going to the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. The simple reason: I was kind of having flashbacks to the idea of going to New Year's Eve in Times Square in 2001, when I lived in NYC. Not that I went — I didn't — but the horror stories of being penned up for six hours in Times Square still resounded in me.

The Macy's parade wasn't like that at all. It was great! And I should have known — it's one of the most venerable parades in the world, right?

So we went this year, Lucy and I, and it was a hoot.

Sure, we were late — pretty late. But when we came up out of the 59th Street Columbus Circle subway stop to throngs of people under the spell of Sailor Mickey, delight — not anxiety — set it.

It's true that I did a bit of strategizing the night before, but they were thrown completely to the wind (even I'm not dumb enough to try to convince NYPD to let me squeeze through to somewhere they don't want me to be.)

After wading in the crowds some, we wound up on the west side of 56th, as the parade moved down 7th Avenue in front of us, the adjacent buildings acting kind of like the sides of a giant TV set. In time, we casually weaseled our way nearly to the front, a scant 20 feet or so from the passing parade.

There's no denying the delight of those giant balloons. In some ways, they're not as big as I thought they were, but rest assured: they are plenty big.

After the parade, Lucy and I found ourselves somewhat hemmed in by meandering foot traffic by the thousands and made an unlikely exit: down the street elevator to the 57th st./7th ave. subway station. It was kind of like a movie: One minute lost in a sea of bodies, then pouring ourselves into a very full elevator; then doors closing and unlikely quiet; and finally doors opening onto a delightfully less-crowded underground world.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Amtrak Cardinal - Last Stop: Penn Station


Amtrak Cardinal - Last Stop: Penn Station
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

About 17 hours from Maysville Ky, we're approaching NYC & Penn
Station. Cardinal train No. 50 is sparsely populated by the final
destination folks like lucy and I. Its been a great trip and we'll do
it again on Sunday... Thanks, Amtrak!

(last approach video: The Last Waltz -- in which Rick Danko says
"happy thanksgiving everybody!")

I <3 Amtrak


I
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

Lucy and I are riding Amtrak's no. 50 Cardinal to NYC for
thanksgiving. "It a different world on the train," says Lucy. I agree.
This conductor pictured has spent 15 minutes chatting with some recent
boarders, who coincidentally were childhood acquaintances of his.

There's so much special about riding the train; The riders are
friendly and relaxed. It's not flying. And it's not the bus. People
ride the train because they want to. Not because it's fast or cheap.
People on the train talk to each other. Which seems rare and cool in
today's travel climate. Lucy's right: it is a different world on the
train.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Regret

Monday, November 23, 2009

Spend 6 Minutes with Neil deGrasse Tyson


This guy is amazing. Take a few minutes for some inspiration. Just by circumstance, I've spent the last half-hour just watching youtube after youtube by him — just by clicking whatever pops up on the side. It's always wonderful.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

How about Esquire's Winter Cocktails?

clipped from www.esquire.com

The 27 Best Winter Cocktails to Get You Through the Holidays

Esquire's resident cocktail guru, Dave Wundrich, offers up a fabulous election of warm-you-up drinks featuring a little whiskey, brandy, and hot buttered rum. He's one of my heroes, and go-to guys when I'm looking for my next cocktail project. One of the great things is that he offers his personal analysis on these drinks, which helps communicate the charm of well-made cocktails. Check out the selection here. Cheers!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

This Is It


When I first heard about Michael Jackson: This Is It, my initial reaction was well, they sure hustled that out. And I wasn't particularly interested.

It seemed incredibly calculated to play on the death phenomenon of The Gloved One, so it wasn't too hard to roll my eyes. Also, the hype was such that I sort of assumed that it would be impossible to get tickets.

A week ago, I realized that wasn't the case and that, in fact, it was easy to see once the initial frenzy wore off.

Lucy and I went to see it tonight, and let me just say: If you are a fan of concert/insider/performance-type movies, you should see it.

There are a number of reasons why:
  • Of course, the legendary weirdness of MJ is a draw, although this movie isn't about that. (If you want that, you should find the Bashir documentary). Nonetheless, MJ is a mesmerizing figure to watch, no matter what he's doing — singing, dancing, standing around, whatever.
  • What I really liked was getting a peek into the staging of a premier-level concert tour. Watching this kind of modern world thing get worked out, at a rehearsal level, is so engrossing to me. This is a little bit because I spent my younger years working college-grade concert tech crew, and learning that putting up a gig like that is like building a city.
And this is a "behind-the-scenes" movie, which I've always generally loved. In addition to the compelling character of MJ — and the bittersweet nature of its circumstances (which is never mentioned and I applaud the producers for this) — watching the consummate professional musicians, dancers and technicians do their stuff is compelling to me.

Just
like any documentary, it's important to understand that it's all completely calculated. That's the art of the documentary; not that it's untrue, but that it is the art of editing. But even so, you get to see these people working at their craft. And it pretty endearing. Also, you can't leave without feeling the colossal bummer for these people who were about to go on tour performing with Michael Jackson, probably the most famous entertainer in the world.

These people aren't acolytes, either. They're clearly working professionals. They're eminently employable. But this was certainly a gig to be proud of. Or, would have been, anyway. And you can definitely see that they are in awe of MJ.

So, the magic of this movie — and I would say there is magic — is this: it's not really about Michael Jackson. It's more of the anatomy of staging a giant concert touring show. Put in the middle of that, this guy, this weird amazing unique dead guy.

And it makes for compelling viewing. (if a little too long, I must note).




Friday, November 20, 2009

photo.jpg


photo.jpg
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

Richie Wireman's moving and thought-provoking exhibit, a funeral in
effect for the demolished "busters/dame" block. The added benefit:
it's in a treasured old downtown location called The Ballroom-- across
the street from the ghosts.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The proof is in the … proofing.


Proofing
Originally uploaded by mrtoastey

Today happens to be the anniversary of the patenting of the "paper pencil" by Frederick E. Blaisdell in 1895; aka the china marker aka the non-repro marker… an elemental tool in traditional proofing. At least, back in the day…

Everything look good? Signing off!

(full disclosure: I'm not holding one)